normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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