i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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