Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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