Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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