Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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