Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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