I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Randomize