idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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