If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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