what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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