I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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