Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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