its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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