Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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