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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so that wasnt chicken after all

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• (707): View more from California

  My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"

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• (914): View more from New York

  The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"

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  he said i ruined lesbian porn for him

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• (817): View more from Texas

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Also, beer. Big fan.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

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