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• (716): View more from New York

  We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.

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  well done

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  if you just come over, i will entertain you

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.

  (407): View more from Florida

  Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups

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