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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(661): View more from California

Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,

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(813): View more from Florida

i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

(404): View more from Georgia

sure if you go to prison

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(513): View more from Ohio

i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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(708): View more from Illinois

susan atkins died, charles manson's lady

(312): View more from Illinois

dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it

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(850): View more from Florida

I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.

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(518): View more from New York

i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself

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