I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.