Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
In America we eat man semen.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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