i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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