Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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