My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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