super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants