I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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