She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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