He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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