He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
God, I missed his penis.
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