I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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