Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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