I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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