when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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