I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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