Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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