I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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