it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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