i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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