He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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