I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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