i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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