I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
And then he peed in my hair
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