wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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