she was so not down for the gang bang
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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