Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
