He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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