I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize