I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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