Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my shit smells like andre
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I need you to use more vowels.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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