You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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