If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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