i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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