I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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