How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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