these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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