do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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