"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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