He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Me. At least after what I've been through.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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