yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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