He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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