i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just tell him i said nine months
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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