We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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