Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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