its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was like eating out sand paper
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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