How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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