She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You did what with his pubic hair?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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