BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dear god my vagina.
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