please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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