Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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