Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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